"Made from solid oak with an exquisitely crafted rosetan crepe interior. Ideal for that rather mellow six feet under feeling." Kind of a creepy ad, but I guess if you are trying to sell coffins it is just going to be creepy no matter what.
"My son had ideas of his own. Obay put a stop to that. From the makers of WhyBecauseISaidSo." - ads have been inescapable in Toronto! and thanks to a submission i found out who is behind it while i was posting pics!